The Man's Message
Established 2003 | "Tetritus fortis sine gym"
Thursday, April 17, 2025
Crew Of The Weeks
This edition's COTW are an experienced pair with a perfect combo of no frills and flair as stated in their customer's ★★★★★ survey feedback.
"The text before arrival was really helpful during a busy moving time. They worked tirelessly through challenges to get all things moved and their uniforms made them stand out and look really professional. Many thanks to Will & Luke, who helped us moved during the day. Unexpectedly, the truck couldn't reverse into both driveways, but the guys helped us moved efficiently despite having to walk a lot more steps during a rather warm day. We really appreciate their professional and friendly interactions."
Not content with just a 5 star survey feedback, they backed it up with a ★★★★★ Google review:
"Will & Luke helped us move. Despite challenging situation where the truck couldn't reverse into our driveways, they moved things efficiently. We went overtime a bit due to them having to walk a lot more steps, but we had a really great experience with their professional move and friendly interactions. Highly recommend the company to anyone wanting a smooth moving day."
Congratulations Will and Luke, that's 10 stars in one job. Jack Tandy is hunting you down to reward you with Easter vouchers.
Happy Easter - Kalo Pasxa
The Man hopes your Easter break only throws up the good chocolatey kind of eggs this year. In an ideal world, you'll wake up on Sunday to exclaim "Christos Anesti!" after finding The Easter Bunny has completed their V1 unload with aplomb.
The depot will be closed for the entirety of the Easter Break so you will be unable to call the office until we resume operations at 6:30am on Tuesday morning.
Got Mates In The South East?
At the moment, MWAV is looking for movers in the Cranbourne depot.
If you have mates (especially long lost mates living in the South East) who are looking for work and would fit the lifting lifestyle, have them apply online and be sure to let them know to mention your name.
The MWAV buddy bounty remains in place, if your mate makes it through 3 months, we'll add $200 to your pay.
Please direct them to apply via our website manwithavan.com.au then speak with Jack Tandy so he can investigate but do not hand out his mobile number willy nilly. That's not cool.
R U OK?
R U OK? Day isn't until September but why wait? Suicide is the leading cause of death for male, female, or non-binary people aged 18-44. This is the overwhelming majority of staff here at MWAV.
Thanks to James Walshe, an 'R U OK?' station has been set up next to the TWU & OHS Notice boards near the gym in the Abbotsford depot.
They contain posters and pamphlets containing useful information about to approach someone who may be dealing with mental health issues, as well as how to access support if you yourself are the one experiencing it. Informative posters have also been stuck up in the toilets.
The same station is being erected down in the Cranbourne depot too.
Here are some great phone numbers and websites to access if you're interested. Keep yourself and your mates safe out there.
Lifeline - 13 11 14 - lifeline.org.au
Beyond Blue - 1300 224 636 - beyondblue.org.au
Suicide Call Back Service - 1300 659 467 - suicidecallbackservice.org.au
Tandy's Couch
It's big and grey. It's comfortable and well made. You've seen it in the office but what is it actually for? It's for relaxing but most importantly, it's for you! Please sit on it.
If you are experiencing issues at work, or outside of work that could affect you at work, please sit down on the couch - put your feet up and tell him your tale of woe. You may just need an ear to get something off your chest, you may be looking for solutions.
Jack will listen and help wherever he is able.
Don’t Cloud The Cab
Vaping and smoking in the work vehicles is disgusting, unacceptable, and is absolutely not on. Subjecting your co-worker to this as well is repugnant and the antithesis of being a decent teammate.
If your partner does this in the truck, please tell them to stop immediately and report them to a manager so this behaviour can be rooted out.
If you are found to have been doing this in the trucks, you will be having a serious sit down with management.
I just kissed the top of it
Imagine having to pack furniture into a leaking truck with water pooling into a corner. How does that increase your work stress and frustration?
If you have you caused serious damage to a truck, if you have caused minor damage, or even if you have lightly brushed up against something but caused no damage you must report this to Richie (or another manager) so the truck can be inspected and repaired. As we come into winter, Richie needs to ensure our trucks are fully enclosed and waterproof.
If you cause damage but fail to notify Richie, you will need to have a sit down with management.
Is Your Back A Crane?
Your back is crying out in agony! Please think of your back! There has been a sharp rise in injuries occurring whilst manoeuvring small and light items.
It's not just the big heavy stuff that causes injury so treat every item with respect as every item can and does cause injury.
Always engage your core and use correct lifting technique when you lift something big and something small.
Lock Up When you Leave
Are you coming back to the depot late? Are you leaving super early before the Morning Manager gets in? If so, you MUST make sure both roller doors are closed and the front door locks behind you. If you access the depot out of hours, please please please close the roller doors and lock up.
Don't Take Your Forks To Seddon, Seddon Knows We Need Them Here
Knives, forks, spoons, & mugs all live in the depot. If you want too take your coffee in the truck, put it in your own cup.
The Vibe
This fortnight has seen a big uptick from the last edition with only the one ★★★ survey to bring the average down. Keep up the good work by communicating with your customer and being the best teammate you can be.
The Damage
Damage reports submitted - 17 🔥
Claims without a report - 2 🔥
The streak, unfortunately, continues for it's third addition!
Remember to take it slow through tight spaces and watch for low hanging obstacles.
Always flag with the customer if their item may not squeeze up that turnaround staircase without kissing the wall.
And please make sure you're doing damage reports, even for minor things. As our friend Stu Daulman would say "please (hu)man!"
Suggestion Box
Suggestion: "Can everyone please stop vaping in the trucks? I know it's super cool at the moment, but for those of us who don't like inhaling cupcake flavoured steam, it's not that cool. Literally every second shift I get asked 'Do you mind if I vape?' or even have someone start vaping without asking. Please vape on break or when you're outside the truck. It's not OK to just have the window down. This is coming from an ex-smoker, so believe me I get the addiction, but I never forced co-workers to breathe my smoke inside the trucks. Please stop!"
Response: Listen to this person. This is 100% unacceptable and will not be tolerated. Management emplores anyone to come forward with information regrading smoking/vaping in the trucks. It's a health hazard and will be dealt with.
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Suggestion: "Why are there now cameras everywhere, and how is this supposed to help? We are already having trouble keeping people around for the bbq for example, and now there is a CCTV camera watching them out there. There is one in the phones room pointed directly at staff. There is one in Matt and Jack's office. Why is there so much surveillance and is this even legal? Praise Liftos™."
Response: More of a question than a suggestion but happy to answer all the same. Both the depots in Abbotsford & Cranbourne have been subjected to crime in the past so The Man needs to have a deterrent and a record. They serve double function of security and automated lighting for energy saving. There is a camera in the directors' office too but it should be noted that the cameras in the offices, balcony, staff room and gym area do not have audio. And yes, it is completely legal. Happy to answer any questions you may have regarding this.
If you would like to make your own anonymous suggestion CLICK HERE
Triple Tandem Gig
Beats in Transit
What: DJ sets by Dolly Jockeys. Not one, not three, but six (6) MWAV movers will mount the decks to showcase their skill and taste to bring the vibe.
Who: Liam Stewart & Steffen Pellegrini, Dylan Martens, Eliot Mireylees, Pete Large & Ryley Warrener
When: 7pm - 1am Friday, 25th April (ANZAC Day)
Where: The Chapel Windsor (113 Chapel St, Windsor)
Cost: Completely free (not even the fixed travel charge)
Set times: 7-9 Stewmungus b2b z.00.t 9-10 Dweezil 10-11 Eliot 11-1 Peteza b2b wifey