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Established 2003 | "Tetritus fortis sine gym"
Friday, August 07, 2026
Download The App
The new system is ready for download. Say goodbye to glitchy system crashes, clunky loading wait times and say hello to the information super highway of the future.
The switch from old system to new system is coming next week so don't be left behind.
If you need help, Mark "Genius from the IT department" Putter and Angus "Geek" Lithgow are standing by. Hit them up.
Scan the QR code or click the link below:
>>Click here for Apple iOS<<
>>Click here for Android<<
Crew Of The Weeks
Robert Guzman and Aleks Gillian take home COTW this issue, showing up CBD movers at their own game.
"On what was a difficult move to the CBD, Alex and Rob were amazing. They were both quick and efficient, yet thorough and careful throughout the day. They were great at moving our furniture into the city apartment and when some pieces were difficult to move or didn't fit in the elevator, they were very kind and helpful in finding solutions. We were so happy with the service - thank you!"
Nice work turbo team, catch Jack Tandy around the depot to collect your reward.
AFLW Tipping Starts this Sunday
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Gig Guide - The Winter After Spring
Rob Greenway's brother, Wil Greenway, is putting on a fresh stand-up show next week.
"That thing you live inside of: that skin made bag of bones and lungs and muscles and fat, it is so finite. It’s a contract your parents signed on your behalf on the day you were born. This too shall pass. And so every year you blow out those candles with pride. Grateful and alive. Another trip around the sun."
WHAT: The Winter After Spring
WHERE: The Motley Bauhaus - 118 Elgin Street, Carlton
WHEN: Mon 10 - Sun 16 Aug @ 7:20pm (60 mins)
TIX: >>>Click here<<<
Communication is key!
Communication is the grease in the cogs of the machine that is Man With A Van. It is the best tool you have to have a successful day.
- Taking a truck? Text it in.
- Job taking shorter or longer? Talk to your customer, update the app, then call the office. Earlier the better.
- Need advice for a tricky lift? Talk to your customer, then call the office.
- Feeling fatigued, sad, sore, or sick? Talk to a manager.
"Support is here for you when you need it - but only if you talk to someone about it."
Census Sensibility
Tuesday, 11 August is CENSUS NIGHT! Fill out the form you have been given by the government after you have seen Rob Greenway's brother's stand-up show. What could be funner than that?
MWAV alum, Oscar Paterson, has been mobilising great swathes of foot soldiers performing letterbox drops and answering all kinds of questions from the public all while using his personalised MWAV water bottle top keep himself hydrated.
"Make sure you keep hydrated on the job, even when it's cold and you're not sweating as much." - Oscar Paterson
The Vibe
A couple of somewhat stinky reviews bring down the survey average somewhat. Key feedback centres around damage and making your customer fully aware of any damage caused. Please remember to always fill out a damage report when an item is damaged, regardless of if the customer seems fussed about the item or not.
Download the App
The new system is ready for download. Say goodbye to glitchy system crashes, clunky loading wait times and say hello to the information super highway of the future.
The switch from old system to new system is coming next week so don't be left behind.
If you need help, Mark "Genius from the IT department" Putter and Angus "Geek" Lithgow are standing by. Hit them up.