The Man's Message
Established 2003 | "Tetritus fortis sine gym"
Friday, April 04, 2025
Crew Of The Weeks
When a team is this stacked with experience and talent, it is a hard task for the customer to be anything but appreciative of the service. As demonstrated in this ★★★★★ survey quoted below.
"I was very happy with the three guys & I recommend them highly. They were able to fit much more in the truck which made me a very happy customer indeed. They packed up efficiently, told me they would have a quick lunch then start unloading the van. It was a hot day but the guys unpacked efficiently and put everything back together again.
To put it bluntly, they were marvellous, honest and went above and beyond with their readiness to make the move as stress free as possible. I can't wait to use you three again when I move back in after the renovations. Thanks again."
This scribe would hardly call that assessment blunt but all in all very deserving of COTW accolade. Jack Tandy is searching for you so he can shake your hand and bestow gratitude unto you champions three.
Daylight Saving Time
Australian Eastern Daylight Saving Time officially ends at 3am this Sunday, so set your analogue clocks back an hour... or do nothing and wait six months for the world to catch up to your clock.
You will get an extra hour in the day to finish all your Sunday fun as the darkness sets in for yet another unforgiving winter. During this swift transition, people can be a bit crazy on the road so take extra care and slap on the hi-viz vest when it gets dark.
Off to the Tip?
STOP! Are you about to head to the tip at Citywide Waste Transfer Station in West Melbourne? There are new rules and regulations in place.
All commercial customers entering the site require:
• High-Visibility vests (2)
• Hard Hats (2)
• Safety Glasses (2)
• Safety Boots (already on your feet)
• UHF Radio - set to Channel 34 (1)
This has happened because some rogue silly billies (from other companies) flicked lit cigarettes out of their truck into drying piles of mulch, not once, but twice; causing a great fire each time. Have a quick read in greater details right here: https://wiki.mwav.org/how-to-guides/citywide-tip-kit
Maxi Staxi
In case you haven't heard, Maxi Taxi was involved in a serious collision with a very stubborn tree last fortnight. Thankfully, both movers were unharmed but Max Tandy's namesake has been taken to the big automobile hospital for extensive and expensive repairs.
CAUSE OF ACCIDENT: Both movers were looking out for their customer's house number but no one was looking out for the low overhanging trees.
BE WARNED: Our boxes are very big so just because you're on the road doesn't mean you're out of harms way. Look out! Look up!
Keep Your Feet Down
Do not rest your feet against the windscreen or on the dash. Not only does it scuff up the trucks, but is incredibly dangerous as there is an airbag on the other side of the dash. If there is a prang - or God forbid, a malfunction - the airbag will shoot your knees right into your face, break your legs, or even worse.
Sanitised hands are safe hands
Hand sanitiser and their respective receptacles have been delivered and will now be dispersed into the white tubs. Have a look and keep your hands fresh.
Timeliness is next to Vanliness
Sadly, there has been a sharp increase in arriving late to the first job and starting the clock. This leaves us looking unprofessional.
You MUST leave the depot within 5 minutes of your start time.
You MUST start the job as soon as you arrive at the pick up address & greet the customer.
You MUST leave the drop off within 5 minutes of stopping the job.
Lock Up When You Leave
Are you coming back to the depot late? If so, you MUST make sure both roller doors are closed and the front door locks behind you. Last week the roller door on Nelson St was left open all night. Miraculously, no thieves made their way inside but this is Abbotsford and bad things do happen. If you're late home, please lock up.
Break it up... With a Break
If your shift is longer than 5.5 hours, you must take a continuous 30 minute lunch break between 3.5 - 5.5 hours of that shift. This is enshrined in law so you must take it.
The management team have received reports that some members of staff have been pressuring their teammates to work through and wait to take their lunch break at the end of the day or sometimes not at all. This behaviour is unacceptable and will not be tolerated. You must take your lunch break.
If you have felt pressured to not take a lunch break, please let the management team know via managers@manwithavan.com.au or through the anonymous suggestion box.
The Damage
Damage reports submitted - 17 🔥
Claims without damage reports - 2 🔥
The damage hot streak unfortunately continues with the exact same damage stats as the last edition 😭
Please remember to always submit a damage report when damage occurs, even if the customer is there taking their own photos and calling the office.
Damage reports let us know your side of the events which is important to have as disgruntled customers are not always entirely honest with how damage was caused.
The Vibe
It's a sweet bounce back from the lowly 4.75 up to 4.88 this fortnight. The main drawbacks from this set of feedback were a lack of punctuality and unpreparedness (e.g. leaving the depot without a tool kit etc.). Otherwise, the vibe is as sweet as a Zooper Dooper™ in the height of summer.
Suggestion Box
If you would like to submit an anonymous suggestion, click here.
Comedy Fest - Aidan Jones - Chopin's Nocturne
"I grew up playing classical piano, but failed my conservatory audition at 18. I spent some time focussing on MDMA, then started stand-up in 2011. During the pandemic I came back to the piano, and so I wrote this show to combine them.
It's my favourite piece, Chopin's Nocturne in Eb Major, presented with jokes by a bald dickhead with a beard (me).
In a special event only for the Melbourne Comedy Festival, we have created a replica 1830's Parisian salon in an art gallery, complete with period furniture, decorations and a grand piano to host the show. An immersive space to match the story, and an experience like no other!"
Ticket link - Aidan Jones - Chopin's Nocturne 25% Discount code: PRAISELIFTOSS
When - 26th March - 20th April
★★★★★ - Adelaide Advertiser ★★★★½ - The West Australian ★★★★ - The Age Best Show (nominee) - ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards
Comedy Fest: Stuart Daulman - This is Stuart Daulman
Stuart Daulman performs "This is Stuart Daulman" @ The Melbourne International Comedy Festival
New jokes, old gold. Stuart Daulman is back and he’s bringing the laughs like only he can.
In his latest show This is Stuart Daulman, you’ll experience a masterclass in character comedy, stand-up and pure Daulman energy.
Expect a treasure trove of new material mixed with some timeless classics as Stuart blends wit, charm and that unmistakeable touch of surreal hilarity he’s known for. This is the perfect later night comedy show. This is Stuart Daulman – not to be missed.
Ticket Link - Stuart Daulman - This is Stuart Daulman
When - 26th March - 20th April
★★★★ - Herald Sun ★★★★½ - The Music ★★★★½ - Beat Magazine
Comedy Fest: Matt Jenner - I Feel Sick
Matt Jenner performs "I Feel Sick" @ the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Are you a manager striving for newsletter content every fortnight? Is scouring the internet for local gigs and events taking up way too much time? Well great news! Have I got the gig for you!
Ticket Link - Matt Jenner - I feel sick
When - 10th - 20th April
Nominee Best Comedy 2023 Melbourne Fringe "Grown-up stomps about stage in stupid hats and wigs and calls it comedy. Embarrassing. ★★★★★" - Theatre Matters ★★★★★ - Lilithia Reviews
Lucy's Protest
